Day 151: An epistle from the occupation
The fake mobster from Queens was questioned by reporters while accepting one of his big beautiful flag poles today.
Press: did you give Iran an ultimatum.
Sociopath: Uh, you could say so. They know. They know what’s happening. Maybe you could call it the ultimate — the ultimate ultimatum, right?
Press: what do you mean by that?
Sociopath: Oh, I don’t want to say, look, I mean, give me a break.
Yeah give him a break. He’s playing it close to the vest what with it being the “ultimate ultimatum”:
“You don't know that I'm going to even do it. You don't know. I may do it, I may not do it. I mean, nobody knows what I'm going to do.”
Very coy sir, keep them guessing. But, if I may since you’re insane could you let us know that at least one adult knows what you’re doing?
“Iran should have signed the ‘deal’ I told them to sign. What a shame, and waste of human life. Simply stated, IRAN CAN NOT HAVE A NUCLEAR WEAPON. I said it over and over again! Everyone should immediately evacuate Tehran!”
Really?! 9.8 million people evacuate? How? And more pointedly, why? Are you thinking of dropping a nuke on Tehran? Dresden style incendiary bombs? And why can’t Iran have nukes? Can’t be because of religion after all India, Pakistan, and Israel have them.
If I’m being honest I don’t want Iran to have nukes either, I just find it frustrating that you aren’t pressing India, Pakistan, and Israel about their nukes as well. And Russia too. Our nuclear proliferation policy has always seemed arbitrary and unfocused. We ignored Israel’s nuclear development and France’s involvement so now they sit there with a war criminal in charge able to launch. Meanwhile your administration has no clear policy about deterrence in the Russian-Ukrainian war. And again for the record, 9.8 million people can’t evacuate you jackass.
“We know exactly where the so-called “Supreme Leader” is hiding. He is an easy target, but is safe there - We are not going to take him out (kill!), at least not for now. But we don’t want missiles shot at civilians, or American soldiers. Our patience is wearing thin. Thank you for your attention to this matter!”
Woo hoo hoo that’s a good one! “Thank you for your attention to this matter!” Very presidential sir. I hate to belabor a point I’ve made elsewhere but your snaky and condescending “so-called ‘Supreme Leader’” remark is beneath even you. The Supreme Leader is in fact the title of the head of state in Iran. He is Sayyid Ali Hosseini Khamenei.
Funny story, the first Supreme Leader came to power when Iranians cast off Mohammad Reza Pahlavi the last Shah of Iran. But see the Shah didn’t like Prime Minister Mohammad Mosaddegh, the first democratically elected leader in the 20th c Mideast. So on August 19, 1953 our CIA removed him taking pressure off our buddy the Shah. As usual you’re a bigot and an ignorant man with no knowledge. Very presidential sir.
“We now have complete and total control of the skies over Iran, Iran had good sky trackers and other defensive equipment, and plenty of it, but it doesn’t compare to American made, conceived, and manufactured ‘stuff.’ Nobody does it better than the good ol’ USA.”
We? We got nothing. Israel maybe. Complete control? Why does this feel like Bush in 2003 with his “Mission Accomplished”? Bush’s folly:
“Today we have the greater power to free a nation by breaking a dangerous and aggressive regime.”
Is your folly up for grabs you dunce.
“Certain Iranian hardliner's spoke bravely, but they didn't know what was about to happen. They are all DEAD now, and it will only get worse! There has already been great death and destruction, but there is still time to make this slaughter, with the next already planned attacks being even more brutal, come to an end. Iran must make a deal, before there is nothing left, and save what was once known as the Iranian Empire. No more death, no more destruction, JUST DO IT, BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. God Bless You All!”
The MAGA racists saddled us with this dunce to get eggs for a dollar. Now this loose cannon, who doesn’t read briefings and falls asleep at his own big boy parade, is pumped up and ready to get his licks in.
We have a cowardly bully who is turned on by playing war. Bush was just stupid. This guy is stupid and a sociopath.
So God bless us all. No one knows what he will do, not even him.